"There was never yet Philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently."  

                      -William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare has a problem. Well, two problems actually. He's suffering from a bad case of writer's block, and one heck of a toothache. Can he find his muse in time to get a show ready for The Admiral's Men? And where's a good dentist when you need one? Fans of Shakespeare will recognize this world populated by familiar characters. Finally, after intense suffering and misery, Will decides to write Hamlet.